Day 1
The Queen Bee is angry as her hive has just been upset. We received a noise complaint with a complimentary fine due to the stereo being played at its loudest possible volume at 2 am on a Tuesday Night. The fine is for $150. The Queen Bee is angered by this. Why? Even I, an expert on horrible people, cannot grasp this. It stands to reason that this is a logical occurrence. Had I been any one of our neighbors I would have done much worse than just file a complaint. And yet, the Bee is upset, she does not think that the fine should have to be paid because “they stomp”. Yes, the Bee is complaining that the neighbors above us stomp and therefore her hive of bees can be as loud and disorderly at any given time of night on any given day because our neighbors are as equally as disruptive due to their stomping. This is curious behavior even for the Bee. I must question whether this act is for the benefit of her loyal subjects or if it truly does not dawn on her that people need to sleep at night.
